Here's another challenge. Anne at Book Buds has a contest going on: win a copy of Douglas Florian's Comets, Stars, the Moon and Mars by coming up with a punning definition of a space term. One of her examples -- Plutonic Relationship: A dwarf romance.
So here's my entry.
Red Giant: A huge statue of Lenin, or the man himself.I never thought I would be posting a picture of a Lenin statue on line. It just goes to show.
The contest runs till June 15, but feel free not to enter, because this is a book I would really really love to win!