I have been blessed with the ability to make bad puns, and when you have such a gift, it should be shared. My bad Greek god and goddess puns have proved popular, and so today I offer bad Norse god and goddess puns. This is quite challenging, much harder than with the Greeks, but I've bravely done my best, although I realize, after having posted this, that I don't actually have any good ones for any of the goddesses. Sorry.
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There's the obvious:
Which Norse god had less hair than you? Baldur.
Which Norse god shows up on a crying baby's face? Tyr.
And of course one can do unraveling puns with Frey and Freya.
But here are the two that I'm actually rather pleased with:
Why is the Norse god of thunder the best hitchhiker of all? Because nothing sticks out like a Thor thumb.
Which Norse god is the most relaxed? Loki (Low Key).
I do not, however, think I will ever get a good, quality, pun for Odin.